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Pet death

My step-auntie Betsy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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