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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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