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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Agatha
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Bilbo
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a velociraptor 🦖
a hyena 🐺
a crocodile 🐊
a cheetah 😺
a wild boar 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a venomous snake 🐍
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