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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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