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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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