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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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