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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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