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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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