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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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