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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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