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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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