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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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