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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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