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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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