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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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