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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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