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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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