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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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