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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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