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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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