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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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