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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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