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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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