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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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