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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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