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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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