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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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