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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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