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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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