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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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