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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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