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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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