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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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