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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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