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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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