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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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