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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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