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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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