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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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