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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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