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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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