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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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