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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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