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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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