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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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