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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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