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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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