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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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