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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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