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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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