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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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