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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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