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Pet death

My step-auntie Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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